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[10 Jul 2006|03:09pm] |
2-Slice/4-Slice Automatic Toaster says:
i just made a giant makeshift margarita
pirate jenny. says:
virgin?
2-Slice/4-Slice Automatic Toaster says:
are you kidding?, i have a beard!
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[20 Jun 2006|08:57pm] |
I'm writing a paper on Alden Nowlan. My last one before my poetry class is over. If I do well I may get an A in this class, which is great because it's worth 6.00 credit hours.
I got new glasses. Full of character.
I am as happy as ever because I'm full of whimsy and love.
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[16 Jun 2006|04:07am] |
because i always thought I was a gifted child,
I never was a gifted child
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Answer the questions about all your "first's" and then add one of your own. Let's see how long the list will get before it gets back to you!
1.Who was your first prom date?
Mike Boiduk
2. Your first roommate?
devin,j.p,ashley,jill,brooke,john and gauteir...talk about a full house!
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?
vodka
4. What was your first job?
tim mother fucking hortons bitches
5. What was your first car?
bitch ain't got no ride
6. When did you go to your first funeral?
2002! my only funeral, i'm going to in for a lot of surprises
7. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
19.....18 would have sucked, can't go out..fuck!
8. Who was your first grade teacher?
i did grade 1 in new brunswick and remember little about it
9. Who was your first real kiss?
um...maybe bryan verge! does anyone remember him?
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
It was probably with Hillary Blanch
11. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends?
Amanda Taylor, I wish ...I don't know where the fuck she is
12. Where was your first sleepover?
Ashley Moore?
13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Adele McFarlane
14. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a in a wedding?
My Sisters...I assume it was 1998
15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Smoke a smoke and turn on my computer, do the rounds.
16. What was the first concert you ever went to?
The Smashing Pumpkins, 1998, toronto
17. First tattoo or piercing?
I got my first piercing in like 2004, in my ear
18. First celebrity crush?
Brad Renfro, Tom and Huck, The Cure holla!
19. Age of first "real" kiss?
like.....shit....there was always dares in junior high...aww..uhh...maybe kevin gouchie in grade nine?
16. Age/grade you first attended a keg party
Keg! Probably somewhere in first year university...no shit..maybe even over at Adam and Alex's over in BagTown
20. First crush?
Chris Thomas
21. First REAL love?
....I dunno..cause sure people say lots of things they don't mean, or things they think they mean.like i thought I was all in love before but i've never truly liked the shit out of anybody until now...so its different, cause its coming from a different angle...now i'm all like, those other bitches were tired shit
22. First live-in boyfriend/girlfriend?
someday
23. First town you lived in?
Amherst Bitches
24. How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Fucking grade 3, clair saunders found a condom in her mom's room and I had no idea what it was, and she was like wtf?
25. First car accident?
I'm a virgin
26. First sexual encounter (does not have to be sex!)?
damn...15..real young..I think thought, amongst girlfriends, it's almost like a competition or rather....if you're friends are doing it, then y'all might be "when's my turn?"...so I got myself a long term bf....and was like "hell yeah"
27. First time you smoked a joint?
16 probably....fo reals, grade 11....I think it was diff in my generation, like we started smoking pot....but we also smoked with people in grade 9....whom we still hand out with ....but we're all starting at the same time....it was just different ages..it was something that swept amherst and distroyed the youth
ADD onE!
28. First Pap Test/ scroat stroke?
19.....bitches don't fuck around in Halifax. "You want pills? Gotta let me check yo shit first."
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[05 May 2006|06:21pm] |
I guess if you have 40 of these things, you are considered spoiled
Do you have:
( ) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player. Have an iPod mini.
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder. The duglet made one out of his PC, a tv card and Myth TV
(1) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup).
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(2) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(3) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(4) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(5) a multi-speed bike. Although I haven't ridden it in almost a year
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(6) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
(7) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name.
( ) a stock portfolio.
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs.
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country.
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to.
(7) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon.
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(8) take riding or swimming lessons as a child.
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
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[20 Apr 2006|02:11am] |
2-Slice/4-Slice Automatic Toaster says:
two hand tap dat ass
jennifer.houseguest. says:
canada's top author's teach there for one week in uly and go over your works with you, you submit 15 pages of your work
jennifer.houseguest. says:
i'm durnk
jennifer.houseguest. says:
for serious
jennifer.houseguest. says:
hehehe i went through the message and saw "two hand tap dat ass"...well...
jennifer.houseguest. says:
i have one long lost smoke left!!!!!!
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[18 Apr 2006|08:28pm] |
I wise polyamourist once told me that in a relationship, cheating implies deception. there can be infidelity. but if there's no deception and he says it's ok then it's neither cheating nor infidelity.
thanks.
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[27 Mar 2006|01:58am] |
JENN-nuh . Megatron Smurf. says:
I was just thinking. when i was a kid, I used to use a straw to poke holes in processed cheesed, to make it like swiss
JENN-nuh . Megatron Smurf. says:
this has to be an allagory for something
2-Slice/4-Slice Automatic Toaster says:
hahahahaha
JENN-nuh . Megatron Smurf. says:
when the cheese would be back up inside the straw, give it a good munch and pull the cheese through the tube
JENN-nuh . Megatron Smurf. says:
but, I was trying to emulate something our house hold never had.cheese other than processed? no way........if we did have a block of cheddar, god forbid we'd shread it....it was a treat....take out the pearing knife while nana was watching Top Cops.....have some cheese dear
JENN-nuh . Megatron Smurf. says:
processed cheese = trashy, I was a trashy child...well, I grandma child, with macaroni and cheese meat, what kind of meat was that? you call that ham? there is macaroni and cheese in it!
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[26 Mar 2006|02:31am] |
MiMicrosoft WORD!
I’m home at 2:07am. I just ate a donair. It was incredible. Microsoft word don’t know what donair is. Shame on them. I learned late last night that Mennonites practice shunning or the so called “great bann”. This could mean you could be into gay butts, sex or pregnancy…you’d get the shun from the church. My 13 page term paper will be on this.
I reorganized my room. It’s like heaven now. So much more practical. I just left the party. It was packed but not in a way that made me wanna stay after my booze ran out. I had a ½ pint of apple brandy and some random freebies. When I was out, that was enough. Lockerbee was given a quart of Wild Turkey. I had no idea that was 51% as I drank it down.
So now it’s after I left. I thought I’d smoke some pot. I don’t really wanna smoke alone so I thought I’d email you, then maybe just have some me time. Sweep some shit. So be my companion while I smoke. Once I’m done I’m find something artsy to do. (packs bowl).
I just stared at my arm chair. My room is in it’s original position. I had to move my shit around over the winter because I had shelves that where covering my heat vent. I don’t need heat no mo. So I moved everything back the way I had it in October. It’s way more makes sense. (bowl gone t-mus five minutes ago, 45 smoking high type).
I have a big stack of clean clothes on my arm chair. My arm chair, is now in the 100% vantage point for peeping of the toms, so more room in here. I threw all my laundry on the chair. SO now I might fold it.
Leah and Shane moved are moving to Earltown tomorrow. They gave me a bunch of shit and I incorporated it into my room. Trip.
Kiss came on at the party. I tried not to change my demenor. Might as well be depeche mode.
--Jenn . d. d.ot. hit yo bitches g- spot
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[20 Mar 2006|04:19am] |
I think I'm having a panic attack. For reals. My heart! Pot + death exam +sick + + school + morbid television + bad news + fear of consequences = attack!
I can't sleep, eat or smoke...my senses are heighted. I want water, trim fingernails and clean teeth. But stepping into a huge hallway at this hour seems so far from what I want to do. I feel crippled and terrified. My heart was going all wonkie before I made a pretty grim discovery about some of my relationships. I've gotten paraniod and feel as though I've been neglecting to maintain some of my most valued friendships.
And now for some reason I've also started worrying about my weight problem. Why am I such a hedonist. I do have a problem with this. People live good lives. I am self indulgent. I neeeed to calm down. I'm having serious issues with being me right now. I have to do some remodeling!
I'm calming down slightly. Attacks only last so long. It took me awhile to deciede that typing about feelings was the best was to talk yourself down. Should I have drank tea? The process of making the tea was too lonely. My fingernail clippers are downstairs. My roommate offered me pizza but I can't swallow food. I don't even think I am hungry. I think I just eat to feel good. A drink of water and a tylenol might make me feel better, able to sleep.
I discovered my post modern mantra tonight. Something doesn't matter unless you care about it.
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[01 Mar 2006|06:36pm] |
Boy, are they cool. Cool like a cod. Fish to find friends with. A lampshade is a friend of the dark. The dark can only be avoided in the day. Day falls to night. March 11th is the night we make love.
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[13 Feb 2006|04:18am] |
| Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" | 
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive |
Last night we pulled the computer up to the bed, drank faxe from wine glasses and watched 21 Jump Street. Romance, not dead.
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[10 Feb 2006|02:31pm] |
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I've broken some new years resolutions this week. Zack and I dueled in the most horrible of ways this weekend. My roommate, Matt, spoke of his penchant for eating MacDonald's nuggets by the twenties. I didn't believe this was so easy. I bust into Zack's room and said "Alright buddy time for an experiment in determination and digestion". We ate the nuggets. All 40 of them. I felt so sick. My gas was sub-human. Curse you Matt. Curse.
Holy shit it's snowing. That's random. We ran out of oil. My house is fa-reezing.
I have so much school work to do. But I don't wanna. In fairness if I just turned the god damn computer off, it wouldn't be so hard. Computer is like foreplay. Or something.
Things I wanna talk about. I'll keep them to myself. Somethings I don't understand. I'm not sorry about anything because I didn't really commit any crime. Guilty by association. Or it's like someones really not mad at you but anger with a situation and you're a good poster child for that. I wish things weren't odd. Maybe it'll blow over. I think it might. Maybe?
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